We need another game so lets do this one!

Its an absaloute classic and allows you imagination to go to its wildest limits, anyway if you dont know how to play, here are the rules.

Someone has the possesion of marios cap (me in the first turn), and the aim is to take it from them. The defender may protect the cap in many ways and you must thing up ways to go around or destroy those protections. Use you imagination, for its the point of the game. The cap is indestructable and can always be stolen considering the stealer uses an imaginative way to steal it.

e.g
Defender: I hide the cap in a castle surrounded by lave and countless goombas.
Attacker: I get into my arwing II and drop bombs all over the goombas to blow em up. I fly into the castle and retrieve the cap.

The attacker then must find a way to protect the cap within the same post so the next poster can attempt to steal it.
Remember, use your imagination!

Ill start,

I put the cap into a super strong titanium alloy box, covered with lasers that when you touch you explode. The box has no door and it is also gaurded by the fat Mario Bros.

Now someone try steal it from me!

First I bribe the bros away by throwing a bowl of speghetti near the bros to destract them. Then, I launch a robot with an atomic bomb implanted into it at the box, and get the cap.

I put the cap in the speghetti that the fat mario bros are still eating and they consume the hat.

I put purple mushrooms into the remainder of the spagetti. They feel funny, then they vomit out the cap, i get yoshi to eat the cap and turn it into a unbreakable purple egg!

I hide the egg at the bottom of the cave of ordeals. With just a couple thousand redeads and darknaughts.

haha this sounds a lot like the cookie game on wiisay.

Nevertheless, here i go (note the lack of imagination):

I take the cap. I then put it on my head.

I wait till you grow dumb, the cap pops out onto my hands. I grow super smart and make a time machine. I travel through time to when mario was first made. I make a million identical copies of the cap and distribute them and the real one into all the super mario bros game cartridges.

umm what makes you think ill grow dumb? anyway:

I let my Kadabra find the original cap and warp it to me. I then hide in a cave with the cap and protect myself with an army of Hippopotami.

Quote :

umm what makes you think ill grow dumb?

well what makes you think you can just... take the cap?

i shout to toad"look!!! its eva longoria naked!!!!!after i finnaly convince myself to stop looking and toads to the point of swimming in his own drool i grab the hat and hop on epona,i find fat bastard(from austin powers,i dont know if u guys would have seen that movie) and tell him ill give him a chicken wing if he shoves the cap up his ass,without a doubt he does  

--Last edited by cloud on 2007-02-15 07:57:16 --

i LOVE eva longoria. And ofcourse ive seen austin powers!

Okay, I use the ultimate swimming i used in todays swimming carnival to get out of the puddle of drool. I find fat bastard and give him laxatives to try and remove the hat from between his arse. i take the hat and give it to Dialga (pokemon diamond pokemon) who then uses his influence over time to send it back to the time of the cavemen.

i go get the ocarina of time to warp me back in time to  THE CAVEMEN and find them demonstrating their newfound skill with the sacred cap.....MASTURBATING!!!!!!!...(hahah).....any i take out a ak and blow their shit away and take the cap and warp so forward in the future EVERYONE IS DEAD AND ONLY I AM ALIVE...HA! beat that!!!!!!!

I then get Dialga to warp me into the future. I have a fierce Taekwondo bout with Theodigokid, of which I am the victor. I take the cap AND the ocarina of time and warp back to the present day (leaving theodigokid in the future without anyway of getting back). I hide the cap under... A ROCK!!! DUN DUNNN...

P.S. Good to see you posting again.

OH DAMN IM BEAT....hahaha