Ok this is the first forum game on Wii News and probably the weirdest thanks to the unusual selection of smilies

The rules are we have to try and make a story that carries on through this thread using smilies to describe it,we all have a character who we name and use dont describe them though as the smilies and story does just write what they are called at your posts.
well here goes il start.

CHAPTER 1
Ernie
One afternoon Ernie was just chillin he needed to buy some things from the shop so he walked to it while dancing   and wearing a waitors suit   when suddenly a gang war broke out and ernie pulls out his sun glasses and Uzi  

He gets in the middle of a... HUGE EXPLOSION!!! then ernie wakes up and says: " ... doh!" and finds that he is not at home anymore...

Ernie then talks to his mum Betty   who cusses him for doing unspeakable things   . This pushes Ernie over the edge    and make him travel to overseas places   .

as he travled he tried new things    but this all eventualy this all got to his head he went from pimpto hippy one day his drug habbit took him to far and he began to she things   and ended up with the army in pursuit of him    

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eventually and unfortunately ernie gets caught by the army and ended up quite sore   . he was let out of guantanamo bay just because the US likes to tease David Hicks . Ernie went to a bar and met with Reggie Fils-Aime. They became good mates and talked all things nintendo . Ernie then was kicked out of the bar for chopping Reggie with an ace after a heated discussion considering Blu-Ray. Ernie then went off to find a new bar, but it was a gay bar and ernie fell in love   with a shemale called Cookie.

then one day after ernie was done shagging cookie the cops came because they found out he killed someone so ernie split! he ran to marios house and became   personal bitch/servant        

After mario  found out that ernie was spying on him and wearing his clothes mario then jumped on ernies head and made him evem more square than he was ernie then left and bailed cookie out of jail but cookie found a new lover and didnt want to get out ernie was feeling scuisidal and jumped in a bath with a toaster and was about to turn it on when a disco hippie came in    and ernie got reminded of peace   ernie then grew an afro and went to vegas CASINO

finally ernie made millions off vegas and married chewbacca hoojust got out of a bad relationship with so he came down and tryed to kill ernie and ernie was about to lose when he used his special afro powers to kill mario... and   lived happily ever after
but then...  

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At least they thought   They were in there beach house when they heard a noise   There son   went to go check it out and as soon as he opened the door   he was electricuted   and stabbed so ernie depressed and all was thinking suicide until....  

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